Jokes

Serdar And Math

May 8, 2012
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Serdar And Math Serdar oye math wich kion fail hoya? Son, Kadi teacher kendi hay 4+4=8  Aglay din  kendi hay 6+2=8, fir kendi hay 5+3=8 Sali nu app con from nai hay tay fail menu kerdita.

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Pathan And Jurassic park Movie

May 8, 2012
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Aik pathan cinema main Jurassic park  movie dekh raha tha Dinosaur screen ki taraf any laga to pathan uth ker derwazay ki taraf bhaga,To gate keeper nay pocha kion bhag rahay ho ye to movie hay to pathan bola O pagel ka bacha hum ko to pata hay ye film hay is ko kia...

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Pathan And His Wish

May 8, 2012
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Aik pathan say pocha gaya kay ager app ko 2 mnt kay liay PM bana dia jay to aap kia karo gay? Pathan bola main meggi banoown ga, Pocha kion? Pathan bola kay 2 mint mian sirf meggi hi ban sakti hay, Pocha gaya kay ager % sall kay liay PM bana dia jay...

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What is Different about boys and Girls

April 17, 2012
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What is Different about boys and Girls Ye message shadi shuda hazrat na perhain. Aaj ka sawal, Aesi kone si cheez hay jo lerkian sirf pehnti hain per lerkay pehntay bhi hain or khatay bhi hain? Jawab janiy aik break kay baad. U phone tum hi to hoo, LU ka zeera plus, Tapal danay...

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Polio Drops

March 16, 2012
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Boy I m 4 years old and you? Girl, I am also 4 years old, Boy, OK come on lets go, Girl, (feeling shy) And ask him,where we will go, Boy, To take Polio drops.

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On Wedding Night

March 16, 2012
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On wedding night, Wife, I am feeling hesitation, Husband, I think this is your 1st night, Wife, No No Actually  its my first time  in night.

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In Africa

March 16, 2012
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In Africa A black to his black girl friend in a dark night  near sea,Asked in very romantic mood Darling ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………….. ………………………. ……………Where are you?

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Can anyone give the answer

March 12, 2012
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Can anyone give the answer of this question? If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly then why did it fall off?

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Girls And Boys exchange their wants

March 7, 2012
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Little girls want barbie dolls and little boys want expensive cars, When they grow up they exchange their wants.

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Beautiful Lips cute face

March 7, 2012
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Wo khoobsorat lips ,wo masoon face wo attractive personalty , wo intelligent mind yaad hay? Main ab bhi wesa hi hoon tum apni sunaow Japani phel kay moon waly.

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3rd Floor

March 7, 2012
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Aik chersi 3rd floor say nechay gir gaya , loogon nay aa ker pocha kia hoa tha,to chersi bola pata nahi janab main to khud abhi aya hoon.

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Breast or legs

March 7, 2012
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Girl, What do you prefer? Breast or legs? Serdar, I like between . Girl, Slap and says Shut your moth nasty man its only KFC Counter.

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Only 3.5 In is enough to satisfy a woman

March 7, 2012
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Only 3.5 inch is enough to satisfy a women desire and that is the length of your…………………. ………………. …………. Credit card. OH What was in your mind man?

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Tension And friend

March 3, 2012
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Tu baar baar apni wafoon ko khani na sunaya ker ay dost,Aik to pehlay hi itni tention hay oper say teray dramay khatam nahi hotay.

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Good Morning

March 3, 2012
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Meri sab say guzarish hay kay Good morning kay message bhejnay kay bajaye subha Halwa poori bheja karain , Morning apany app hi good ho jaya karay gi. Good moorning

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Bathroom

March 3, 2012
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Manzil qareeb dekh ker mutmain na hona, Akser motion niekl jata hay bathroom kay paas.

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Mobile Call

February 25, 2012
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Kitna roya tha wo mehboba ko call ker kay ay Faraz Jab rat kay 3 bajay us nay suna, App ka matloba number dosri line per masroof hay.

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I want wife

January 5, 2012
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An married man wrote his status on face book as “I want wife”. 6 girls like it and 140 men commented Take mine.(Meri lay ja)

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Mujhay mana kia tha

January 5, 2012
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Wife, sunye ji app ka friend aik  pagel lerki say shadi ker raha hay aap us ko  mana kion nahi kertay? Husband, Main kion mana karoon kia us nay mujhay mana kia tha?

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Aaj say hamara rishta khatam

January 5, 2012
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Girl, Aaj say hamara rishta khatam, hum aik dosray ko saray gift wapis kertay hain. Boy, Theek hay Easy Load say start kertay hain. Girl, Lo ji kia ab main mazaq bhi na karoon kia.

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